When You Have An "I Hate My Job Day"

When You Have An "I Hate My Job" Day, Try This.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by __ and __. (Be sure you get this brand.)

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and lie down on your bed. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now carefully place it on the beside table so that it will not become chipped or broken. Take out the literature and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement, "Every rectal thermometer made by __ and __is personally tested".

Now close, your eyes and repeat out loud five times: "I am so glad I do not work for quality control at __ and __."

HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS.

"If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague."

Also remember this:

"If you're nice, you don't have to be good."
"If you're good, you don't have to be nice."
"If you're neither, then you need a good lawyer."

A Brand New Beginning

After being bound for 23 years, I'm finally free to be me. It is a really new experience for me. I have to learn who I am again. To date again. What a new world dating is now. It is totally different from what I remembered it when I was young. You date, you get rejected, you learn. What a way to learn again.

Oh, well, you live and learn to have fun again. That's life.